adhd breakdowns are whack because ur bawling ur eyes out over some insignificant bullshit while simultaneously being unable to rid ur head of the chorus of All I Want For Christmas Is You
“Tik Tok” with every second beat removed
GETTING KRUNK
TOUCH MY JUNK
UNLESS GETTING TOO DRUNK
when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting
alex hirsch, trying to make a fucking cartoon in peace in like 2010: mabel pines canonically thinks alexander hamilton is hot. this joke is funny because of its absurdity! imagine if preteen girls were crushing on alexander hamilton haha.
history: [has its eyes on him]
Anyway that line in Over The Garden Wall where Beatrice’s mom goes “you’re no good to your brother dead” and Wirt goes “I was never any good to him alive either” before marching out into the cold was so fucking raw and went so hard, that’s it that’s the post guys.
i’m glad my mom caused most of my childhood trauma instead of my dad so my therapy sessions can pass the bechdel test
